‘Tis the season for fortunate Cashews. The Catholic-Jewish combo produces spoiled but beautiful children.
Hanukkah, Chanukah. 8 nights of presents, gelt (money), dreidels, dancing. Gathered ’round the table, they get lots of treats. Zovy-boom and vodka. No, that’s not it. Candles shed their sweet light to remind them of days long ago. Transliterations and latkes. Bah-rook, no toy? They’re annoyed. Happy Menorah-kah.
Then in a coupla weeks, they get Kristmas. Oy.
Side Trek . NYC 
Couple of little brats! Ha!
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It’s a racket!
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Happy Channukah from Miami!
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And to all.
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Eli Manning an elite QB??? I think not! Throws up 2 Hail Marys in 2 SBs and gets unwarranted accolades. I can’t stand it! Just threw another disgusting interception but will continue to be the second coming simply because his name is Manning. And I’m done!
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Just got home from a holiday party. Missed all the fun. Who wound you up? Go Giants! Go Niners! What’ll I do in the playoffs? Hope you take your meds before the Pats game tomorrow nite.
oh and who beat the Pats in the SB?
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My Jewscopalian grandchild is about to be born. She will spin dreidels and leave Santa cookies and milk. When she gets older she will eat artisan-made latkes and wash them down with gin and tonikahs.
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There’s a Cashew in there somewhere. Skip the tonikah. Ha. Mazel tov and cheers.
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