On this most horrible of all holidays. If you care. Try these costume party stand-outs on for size. If like me you hate All Hallow’s Eve. Put cheap candy in a bowl on the porch and re-watch the Republican debate. Or Hillary’s 11-hour Benghazi hearing. Or Boehner’s tearful farewell. Redundant.
Or. Spend Halloween night chugging shots in between handing out Kit Kats to trick-or-treaters at the door. Apologize for no pumpkins. Nor scary lights. And wearing your plaid pajamas. They’ll get over it. Or. Opt for the Vampira meets Bride of Frankenstein updo this year. They’ll get over it. Cobwebs on the brain. Can we get through one more? Bon weekend.