Take De Bait

Last Dem Debate before Iowa Caucuses.

Will Lizzie Warren bait Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden. That’ll be her Ber Den. As they go after each other Mayor Pete can parry from his deck chair. Amy may be lured into the fray with too much tension on the line. Steyer will haul in plastic bottles and scream about climate change. Yang rushes in to clang the bell as AI bots take over the ship.

Wolf sporadically yells over the horn. This is Breaking News!!!!!

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