Happy New Year?! Predictions unfortunately already trending:
~ Trump will tweet a lot. Check. Pakistan. Iran. Huma.
~ NYT and CableNews will freak out about it daily. Check. Check.
~ So will certain friends and relatives. No comment.
~ Garbage trucks. Of course. This morning.
~ Retail stores shuttering in 2018.
~ Golden Globes Sunday. Movies. Yawn.
~ North Korea. Big buttons. Closer to check.
Trump will tweet a lot
CableNews & NYT will freak out about it daily
So will certain friends & relatives
TTSD antidote will be mid-term elections
Societal polarization will vertically widen
Garbage trucks will wake us up
Streaming services will shutter most movie houses
Online shopping will render the end of malls
There will be a U.S. military action in North Korea
Luann will hook up with Harvey in rehab
Melania will be on Dancing With the Stars
Jon Stewart will replace Colbert
Tom Hanks & Meryl Streep will take a year off
Sam will reunite with real Jason
Tim Ryan (not Paul Ryan) will replace Pelosi
Tiger will win another major
Patriots will not win the Super Bowl
Tops will no longer have shoulder holes
Pets will develop allergies to humans
Alexa will do the dishes
Proof of collusion. Corner table at Bobby Van’s. Eric Trump and Michael Flynn.
Farinelli & the King at the transformed to Shakespearean splendor Belasco Theatre. Mark Rylance brilliant! His wife Claire van Kampen’s musical script and the astonishing contertenor voice of Iestyn Davies took it over the top. Five stars.
Sightings… Kathleen Turner a couple rows ahead. And Mandy Patinkin.
Petulant Adolescent President
TTSD (Traumatic Trump Stress Disorder) worsens
Comey’s covert agenda
Lack of message
Snowflakes against free speech
Hurricanes & Fires
Twin Peaks redux sucked
NFL violence cripples players & loses fans
Pets overrunning public places
Christmas Eve Lobster Palooza! No Newburg this year. Thanks to Alicat & Co.
Centerpiece by Joe
Then. Midnight services. Glorious music. Gorgeous architecture. Lots of incense.
Cathedral of Saint John the Divine
Dr. Husband’s great photos every year
New York City Marathon Eve –
Big Little Lies
Curb Your Enthusiasm
McCarthy as Spicey
García wins Masters
Young Yankees Team
Tiger tries another return
October on the Forks
Russo’s Fools novels
Liev Schreiber- Les Liaisons Dangereuses ***
Cate Blanchett- The Present ****
Amy Schumer- Meteor Shower ****
Uma Thurman- The Parisian Woman, liaisons undangerous **
Looking forward to Mark Rylance in Farinelli & the King next week!
Traditional gift-giving family event seemingly derailed this year. Schedules collided as aunts and uncles couldn’t get it together for the annual celebration. Grandma was the glue. So. Cousins mounted their own coup. A new Colitti Christmas holiday legacy. The next generation. Well done!
Dysfunctional family candle stays true.