Dem Dems

Dems are complaining about everybody. Nobody measures up.

Buttigieg doesn’t appeal to people of color.
Warren’s policies are too far left.
Bernie is a self-proclaimed Socialist.
Biden is against legalizing marijuana.
Kamala’s campaign is in shambles.
Bloomberg is phony on stop & frisk.
Deval is a Wall Street darling.
Cory is for charter schools.
Amy is just boring.

Yet they want you to vote. Not for any of these people. Just against Trump. Good luck with that.

 

Fix It

Ray Donovan is back. Mick takes Bunchy’s place in the slammer. For how long? Cartoon-ish. But. Still fun. Aunt Sandy is worth the watch. Meanwhile. Nancy is baiting Donny to testify before Schiffty’s Committee. Now. That could nix everything. And. What a show.

West Side Rag did a great article illustrating what restaurants & storefronts look like before and after the epidemic scourge of scaffolding. The two examples have been dealing with this blight for over six years. Killing small businesses all over the City. Hoping it will elicit local government action. We need Ray to fix this contractors’ cabal.

Where Is Everybody?

Watching the Schiffty Schiff Show? Cool. Got the whole UWS to myself. Nancy Pelosi has declared bribery as the poll-tested word of the day, so it sounds more like a clearly impeachable offense.

Even if Trump isn’t ousted by the Senate, Deval Patrick is now in the race. So. All good. No need to focus on the election. It’s in the bag.

Speaking of bag. Time to revisit Stuffington Post to get ready to cook traditional recipes for a happier day.

Respite

We get one day off from Democrat-Run TV today. Yay. All networks gavel-to-gavel impeachment droning yesterday. Complaints all over the net. More tomorrow. Cable News isn’t enough?

Anyway. No worries. Deval Patrick has joined Mayor Mike now in the ever-growing Democrat scrum. Can Hillary be far behind? While Schiff & Co. grind along. It’s all nuts.

So. 4-hour binged Back to Life on Showtime. It’s not Fleabag. Daisy Haggard isn’t Phoebe Waller-Bridge. But. She’s good. As is the cast. It is absurdist earthy and in the end sweet.

Im Peach Pit

In the giddy gleeful atmosphere of the media’s hype of impeachment inquiry on TV, Brian Williams made the ecstatic declaration that “Impeachment will be in the first line of Trump’s obituary”.  Yay. Colbert had an Impeachment Eve tree and celebration.

The public hearing has begun. At 10am. 11:30am. Two guys still droning on. Everyone looks like they are taking a nap. Including the Dems. Imagine what the rest of the country is feeling. Yawn. And can’t watch anything else. Already in a ditch.

Trump may have done something wrong. Yes. But. This is not going well so far. Keeping the public interested. Probably not.

Cold Reality

After a balmy Vet’s Day enjoying Central Park with holiday throngs, today it’s wintry. That’s November in New York City.

Niners v. Seahawks was a nail-biter to the end. A defense-fest. And. Jimmy isn’t Joe. Montana.

Speaking of Joe. Biden. A CNN Town Hall in between quarters. More like a love-fest infomercial. Erin Burnett lobbing soft-ball questions designed to promote sobbing over Joe’s woes as the future Consoler-in-Chief. At least he didn’t smell her hair. Highly pro-Joe Grinnell College audience questions as well. So. Wait ’til the debate.

Pre-Emption

Nikki Haley’s new book says that John Kelly & Rex Tillerson tried to get her to join the Insider White House Resistance. Hmmm. As I’ve said. She’s going to be the first woman President.

Dems will hold impeachment hearings on all broadcast channels this week. Pre-empting daytime drama sweeps. Guess who’d be more interesting? Schiffty-Schiff or Shifty Victor. Yep.

Warning. Choose to askew Catherine the Great. Insipidly stupid & gross. Helen Mirren as a horny old hag. Couldn’t do it. Meanwhile, Jack Ryan is ripped from the headlines. An action-packed diversion.