Hair on fire! Trump is a racist misogynistic tyrant! Finally we see him for who he really is!! What? This is the same guy whose immigration policy was to ban all colorful people from entering the country, hung out at the Playboy Mansion, owned beauty pageants, led the birther movement. BEFORE he was elected President. What is with this surprised outrage? Have you met him?
None of the ire directed at Trump will win the next election. Broken record alert! Jamie Dimon said it yesterday. Dems don’t have a centrist candidate who can win the general election in 2020. That’s where the biased media should be focusing its rants.
Authentic American. Survived its good, bad & ugly. Became its most successful businesswoman and communicator. Unimpeachable. Uncorruptible. Inspirational. Pragmatic. Energetic. Decisive. Transformational. Reads. Any questions?
Trump will tweet a lot
CableNews & NYT will freak out about it daily
So will certain friends & relatives
TTSD antidote will be mid-term elections
Societal polarization will vertically widen
Garbage trucks will wake us up
Streaming services will shutter most movie houses
Online shopping will render the end of malls
There will be a U.S. military action in North Korea
Luann will hook up with Harvey in rehab
Melania will be on Dancing With the Stars
Jon Stewart will replace Colbert
Tom Hanks & Meryl Streep will take a year off
Sam will reunite with real Jason
Tim Ryan (not Paul Ryan) will replace Pelosi
Tiger will win another major
Patriots will not win the Super Bowl
Tops will no longer have shoulder holes
Pets will develop allergies to humans
Alexa will do the dishes
Proof of collusion. Corner table at Bobby Van’s. Eric Trump and Michael Flynn.
Farinelli & the King at the transformed to Shakespearean splendor Belasco Theatre. Mark Rylance brilliant! His wife Claire van Kampen’s musical script and the astonishing contertenor voice of Iestyn Davies took it over the top. Five stars.
Sightings… Kathleen Turner a couple rows ahead. And Mandy Patinkin.
Petulant Adolescent President
TTSD (Traumatic Trump Stress Disorder) worsens
Comey’s covert agenda
Lack of message
Snowflakes against free speech
Hurricanes & Fires
Twin Peaks redux sucked
NFL violence cripples players & loses fans
Pets overrunning public places
Roy Moore limpingly canters off into the Alabama sunset. Buh-bye. To Steve Bannon, too. Senior Senator Shelby gave permission for write-ins to reject a bad choice. Attorney General Sessions’ undefeatable deep red seat has been upended by blue Doug Jones.
Rejoice Democrats. Joe Trippi. But. Take heed. Jones is not the future of the party. He beat a deadbeat. It will take more than Booker and Barkley to rally the center-right to the far-left. Warren & Sanders are not general election winners. Moderates with charisma needed.
Okay. Al Franken. Several congressmen. Journalists. Directors. No industry nor political persuasion seems immune from viral misbehaving men. How to rein them in? Speaking out is a good start. Finding strength in numbers has opened the floodgates. It could also unleash a pandora’s box of blaming men for every ill. I’m still liking most men. They can be and have been champions personally and professionally. More of them than those jerks encountered along the way. But. It’s necessary to put a fence around criminal behavior. For sure.