Okay. It’s all set. Bannon News Network. Now that Bannon’s out of the White House. He’s free to wrangle Breitbart editors he likes plus liberated Fox friends Bill O’Reilly, Bill Shine, Sean Hannity, to form the Alt-CNN communications network. A clear offensive against the Alt-Left, especially the Left Overs in the White House- Gary Cohn, Dina Powell, Ivanka & Jared, General H.R. McMaster. Game on. Old White Men’s Last Stand. Yup. House of Cards will seem tame.
A most sage mAd source posited a theory. Now that General Kelly’s in charge. Will he secretly mount a coup d’état? A patriotic call to save the country?
Four generals. One Army. Three Marines. National Security Advisor General McMaster has been firing Bannon-ites left and right. General Mattis is ensconced at Defense. General Joseph Dunford, Joint Chiefs of Staff. Semper Fi. Congress at their command. Once they ditch Ivanka & Jared, the Palace Coup will be easy. Install Pence as their puppet with Trump in retreat.
TTSD sufferers take solace. There may be an elixir yet.
House of Vulgarian. West Wing locker talk. Scaramouche cannot contain his bouche. Expectorating expletives. Causing chaos and confusion. Trump is a happy man. Crass communications director is crazier than he. Tee hee! Jeff Sessions slimed. Reince Priebus slammed. Steve Bannon. Well. He’s clearly a contortionist. Game on. Dragons aside. Winter is here. If Shortfingers is laughing, the country can panic. Start now.
As McCain sticks his Valerian sword into McConnell over at the House of Dome.
Senators Graham & McCain. Renegades on parade. Taking their commitment to be the loyal opposition to a new level. Graham just had an interview where he accused Manafort and Trump Junior of being go-betweens with Russia to thwart Hillary’s campaign. Then he said he’d propose a bill to keep the President from firing Special Council Mueller. Then he is co-sponsoring a health care amendment to leave States accountable for costs.
Meanwhile, John McCain whose time seems limited, is naysaying and calling on his colleagues to work together. Even though if he’d won the presidency Sarah Palin may have become President. She who opened the door to Trumpian types in mainstream politics.
Don’t be distracted by West Wing intrigue. These dos amigos may tilt the windmills.
Commedia dell’arte’s Scaramuccia. The skirmisher, a mainstay character in the Punch & Judy Italian puppet opera. Swashbuckling minstrel with Über Swagger. Donald’s newly appointed media leader. Anthony Scaramucci. Unlike Spicey. Sartorially-savvy. Brioni suits. A compact Queens communicator. Better fits the role. Salesman by trade. Financier. Goldman Sachs to Skybridge. From the campaign to the transition. A loyal jester in the modern Game of Trump.
Can he pull off a miraculous messaging show?
See also: Scaramouche Fandango, Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen. John Kerry’s former yacht anchored off Naushon Island.
Democrats and the media are stifling America by obsessing about the Dr. Evil Russia collusion narrative against Trump. What is the best outcome for that? Chaos. Then. President Pence. At least for now. A cross-section of all Americans care about everyday life issues. Jobs. Infrastructure. Health care. From the Bernie Sanders wing to rural Trumpian independents. Elites need to stop insulting and dismissing their value and votes.
All hope of economic growth is being strangled by D.C. distractions. Just ask Jamie Dimon.
Follow the money. Mueller will subpoena Trump’s tax returns. They may well reveal shady dealings. Loans from Russian banks? Deutsche Bank can’t be the only source of funding. Donnie Jr. already admitted as much. And. Kushner comes from a sleazy clan with a history of crossing legal and ethical lines. So. Here we go.
Pence has lawyered up. He must have been witness to compromising discussions of at least obstruction. He’ll have to tell the truth. Or resign. Next in line. President Paul Ryan.