House of Vulgarian

House of Vulgarian. West Wing locker talk. Scaramouche cannot contain his bouche. Expectorating expletives. Causing chaos and confusion. Trump is a happy man. Crass communications director is crazier than he. Tee hee! Jeff Sessions slimed. Reince Priebus slammed. Steve Bannon. Well. He’s clearly a contortionist. Game on. Dragons aside. Winter is here. If Shortfingers is laughing, the country can panic. Start now.

As McCain sticks his Valerian sword into McConnell over at the House of Dome.

GOT Mail?

Not chainmaille. Chain mail. Raven post. Separate messages from Sam & Tyrion to Jon Snow that could change fortunes at Dragonstone. Is Bran the only one who knows Jon’s true relationship to Khaleesi? A confrontation to come with Cersei? We’ll see. Get rid of Littlefinger & Varys. They are whores who can never be trusted.

Email will be center stage this week. From Jared to Junior. Trump’s tweeter is off the rails. Memo to Sessions. Bye. Bye. Already. And. Prognostication about Speith’s British Open choke was premature. He was starting to prove me right on early holes Sunday, then had a miraculous rally. If he didn’t take so long to make a shot, he’d be worth watching.

Scaramouche

Commedia dell’arte’s Scaramuccia. The skirmisher, a mainstay character in the Punch & Judy Italian puppet opera. Swashbuckling minstrel with Über Swagger. Donald’s newly appointed media leader. Anthony Scaramucci.  Unlike Spicey. Sartorially-savvy. Brioni suits. A compact Queens communicator. Better fits the role. Salesman by trade. Financier. Goldman Sachs to Skybridge. From the campaign to the transition. A loyal jester in the modern Game of Trump.

Can he pull off a miraculous messaging show?

See also: Scaramouche Fandango, Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen. John Kerry’s former yacht anchored off Naushon Island.

Donald Badenov II

Donald Badenov is back. From G20 vith Love. Finally met Putin in Person.

“Ring-a-ding-ding. Dis is some vild and crazy guy. Schving!! Playboy centerfold Melania charmed Vlad the Buff Vampire Slayer even better than Natasha could. Putin vill never be the same after she laughed at all his muscovian jokes. Ha ha! Who needs Vodka? Ve got along so good. Better than borscht. Don’t know vy everybody is so upset ve had another secret meeting vith no vitnesses. You vill all be sorry ven ve have negotiated the “Caviar Accord”. Peace and hotels all over the vorld. Get over it CNN. Dahz. Veedahnya.”

Dr. Stranglehold

Democrats and the media are stifling America by obsessing about the Dr. Evil Russia collusion narrative against Trump. What is the best outcome for that? Chaos. Then. President Pence. At least for now. A cross-section of all Americans care about everyday life issues. Jobs. Infrastructure. Health care. From the Bernie Sanders wing to rural Trumpian independents. Elites need to stop insulting and dismissing their value and votes.

All hope of economic growth is being strangled by D.C. distractions. Just ask Jamie Dimon.

Creepa & Joke

Morning Joe hosts. Mika “know your value” can’t read a quote without mangling it in an Ambien slurred haze. Still frothy from getting proposed to by Joe. Schmo who writes lame love songs at 50-something pretending to be a rocker at NBC-sycophantic gigs on the West Side. Together they courted Trump and propped him up until it didn’t suit their audience anymore. Then. They slay him now everyday. On Colbert Scarborough ditches the Republican party. Always for ratings. Hypocrites from hell. Tacky selfie-sicks buying mansions on Nantucket. YUK.