Don Ho v. Slow Joe

First debate. Cheesy Hawaiian lounge singer who sang Tiny Bubbles. Sound close? Vs. Sleepy hair-smelling Joe. Whoa. Retro smackdown. Well. Okay. More like the Dirty Old Men Show.

What’s the over-under on one of them melting down beyond repair? Honestly do not know. Cannot predict this one.

Take a swig whenever you hear: C’mon man. No joke. Folks. Hunter. Beau. Fake news. Best ever record in the history of the universe.

Game on. Must-see TV.

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