SOTU Tippling

There’s a State of the Union speech tonight? Wedged in between Iowa chaos and Impeachment vote. Okay. So. Take a sip every time:

Nancy looks like she’s sucking on a lemon
Trump says he is great and best ever
Democrats sit on their hands & boo
Republicans stand & clap
Pence stares adoringly at Trump and nods
Adam Schiff scowls and eyes bug out

Another night. Another show. Have fun!

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