Doilies Redux

Doilies. Charming Victorian crochet things. Collars. Coasters. Chair head rests in China. Backing for traditional Valentines. How did we get from those to life-sized Teddy Bears and onesie pajama-grams? Yeesh.

Don’t plan on putting your Starbucks mug on a Schultz for President doily. His town hall was a snooze fest. He’s good at defining problems. Short on solutions. Waiting for a candidate with charisma. Or Mike.

Politics Isn’t Beans Bag

Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is scaring Democrats. Yay. Maybe they’ll stop drumming up delusional socialist schemes and formulate practical policies. So they can actually beat Trump. A moderate pragmatist is always my choice. Like Mike Bloomberg.

But. For the tax-dodging elitist media couple Mika & Joe to confront Schultz about the cost of Cheerios is rich. A guy who grew up in the projects of Brooklyn and achieved the American dream. Warren & AOC castigating him for being a billionaire. Really? Get a grip.