Winter Lames

No USA! Medals today. Our team is so lame that anchors are Brits. Couldn’t get Americans to cover the luge or ski jump events either. Only snowboarding & Johnny & Tara. Downhill down. On the local front. South Korea has interesting food choices. No comment.

AT&T Pebble Beach much more entertaining. Bill Murray in his screaming highwater bell-bottoms. Josh Duhamel. Tony Romo. On the links or anywhere. mAdBen just up the coast hanging in San Fran at his cousin Jamison’s restaurant Duna. Better to be there.

Flakey Rings

Creepy cartoon plush toys on ice. Putin Games. Flakes that don’t turn into rings. Cinder block hotel rooms. Two toilets per stall. No pillows. Yellow tap water. Hey. Let’s all get on a hijacked plane and go to Sochi!

Or. Pebble Beach golf links look nice. Renovated Club House. Spy Glass greens. Bunkers along the Monterey Peninsula. Peyton Manning missed easy short putt. Tom Brady made his. Where’s Bill Murray? He’s all right. Bon Weekend.