Inauguration Report Card

Trump’s Speech. F
Entertainment talent. D-
Lincoln Memorial Anthem. This Heart of Stone. What?!
Graciousness. F
Crowds. C-
Hillary’s Magnanimity. A
Press. In denial. D
Melania fashion. Suit. Gown. A+
Kellyanne Conway taste. Sargeant Pepper. Off the shoulder. D
Ivanka though cool can’t hold a candle to Melania. B+
Weather. Only rained on Trump’s speech. B

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