Morning Decaf

Morning Joe has lost its caffeine jolt. Joe himself rarely shows up anymore. His rumored affair with Ambien Mika is creepy enough without having to speculate about why her makeup is amiss and she’s slurring more than ever. Despite her groggy demeanor she never shuts up. When Joe is sitting next to her, she gives him the Nancy Reagan googly stare. After pandering and bowing and kissing Trump’s ring, they now revile his behavior. Guess they didn’t like his nasty tweets about their off-camera activities. Hard to watch this lethargic show.