Turtle man. Slowly scaling Trump Tower. Leaving circles with suction cups on the glass. The building will look like Olympic swimmers. Climber’s name said to be Steve. From Virginia. Wants to meet Donald. Is he looking for a job? Does he know Trump’s in Virginia? Should have stayed home. Traffic jams in mid-town. Story on every network. Ratings over real news. And we wonder why the Tower’s landlord is the Republican nominee?