Daze of Our Lives

You can’t beat a good soap opera. They now pale next to everyday life. Donald grabs Gotham. Hillary turns Bern’s lights out. Will it be Clinton-Castro? Not Fidel. Trump-Cruz? Rafael. Bad idea. He could be Frank Underwood in disguise.

On the other side of town. Michael Strahan jilted Kelly Ripa for Robin Roberts. She is rippin’ mad. Didn’t show up for Live! this morning. Over at Macy’s selling home furnishings line?! Nah.

Plus it’s 4/20. Haze of our lives.