Hillary is prickly and needs to pronounce debate moderator’s name correctly. Guns are bad. Bernie cannot be against trade deals which take American jobs away and for a $15 minimum wage. Donald Trump is right about the system being rigged but he cannot complain only when it hurts him. Ted Cruz’ punctuation point grimace is increasingly Nixonian.

Jordan Spieth plays way way too slow. Selfish and ignorant of his peers. NBA players constantly travel. MLB batters don’t run fast anymore. Curtis Sittenfeld is a lousy writer and should not take on Jane Austen. It’s sunny. And Friday. Bon weekend.