Every year the creepy mystery of ménages à trois with life-sized teddy bears. Women in fleece hoody footie pajamas caressing large stuffed animals while husbands lustily leer. Eeeyuuu. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Another Saturday GOP debate night. Frozen frivolity with our favorite characters. Rube to the O. El Trumpo. Carnival Cruz. Jebra. Cranky Kasich. Benzocaine. Street fight!