May the Fifth. Be with you. Don Julio. Casamigos. Juan Ellis Bush wished everyone a feliz Cinco de Mayo. Saludos y margaritas all around. Tiger’s gonna need a few after getting dumped by Lindsey. So much for the Players.
Toast to Princess Charlotte. Competitor of American Royal Grandbaby Clinton? Kate v. Chelsea. Not so much. They’ll both inherit a lot of baggage and bucks. Meanwhile, Obama told Dave he wanted to play dominoes with him after they retire and swap stories at a Starbucks. Proprietary eponym. It’s official.