Warning. Warning. First of May. All that outdoor sex stuff starts today. I’ll just take a day with more than 2 hours of sunshine. And. Watch out for all those private jets zig-zagging around. From Red Sox-Yankees series to Kentucky Derby to Vegas for Mayweather v. Pacquiao. Only $20k for tix to the latter.
Place your bets for the Derby before the bell. Win. Place. Show. American Pharaoh. Mr. Z. Ocho Ocho Ocho. Pacquiao. Bon weekend.