Red Carpet. Nasty-faced publicists barking orders. Narcissists on narcotics. Practiced plastic smiles. Hands on hips. Silly.
The Show. On Quaaludes. Over-produced. Under-executed. Pacing halting. Ellen even. Presenters stilted. Selfies on steroids. Rare displays of class. Jolie-Pitt. Best dresses. Charlize Theron. Amy Adams. Pink can sing. Bette not.
Shoulda watched Girls and True Detective.