Creepy cartoon plush toys on ice. Putin Games. Flakes that don’t turn into rings. Cinder block hotel rooms. Two toilets per stall. No pillows. Yellow tap water. Hey. Let’s all get on a hijacked plane and go to Sochi!
Or. Pebble Beach golf links look nice. Renovated Club House. Spy Glass greens. Bunkers along the Monterey Peninsula. Peyton Manning missed easy short putt. Tom Brady made his. Where’s Bill Murray? He’s all right. Bon Weekend.