Anthony Weiner selfies and Elliot whine Spitzers. We used to drink wine spritzers back in the 70’s. A summer cocktail of cheap chardonnay with a seltzer spray. New Yorkers are now being forced to swallow diluted denizens of debaucherie. Let’s see what savvy Gothamists will say. Then again, who else do they have to choose from in a watered-down array? Bloomberg, find another way to stay!