No Kranky Kristmas Kurmudgeons.
Not this year. As everyone gathers, we’ll embrace krappy re-gifts, kitty kreamer, plastic Wal-Mart tree, snix snax. Dysfunctional family candle casts a warmer glow. That’s today. In a week, I’ll let you know. Seriously. Grateful for our blessings of the season. Especially this year.
Feliz cumpleaños, Anita Abuelita!
Jake’s tree is real. He’s lucky.
Ok, a little kranky.