Is it just me, or are we in a slump? Politics boring. World events depressing. Farm stands waning. Mums, apples, gourds, cornstalks have replaced tomatoes, berries. September slumber. Don’t care if Justin Bieber kisses Carrie Underwood on the lips. Oh, that wasn’t him? I’m a dinner jacket spewing annual hate to an empty General Assembly. United Nations less relevant than ever.
Good news. Real refs are coming back this weekend. PuppMitt is saying sillier things everyday. But, he’s just pathetic. Not entertaining like Sarah. Cooking bacon to break the fast. Now, that’s an expensive oxymoron. I atone.